Got a call from Matt tonight.
First, Matt dared me to not type this story, up, and specifically forbid me from trying but I can't stand it. Sorry Matt, I lied.
So in Oshkosh they're looking for over a foot of snow. So there's a run on the store ahead of it.
In the South, it's milk and bread. In the North it's meat and beer.
So Matt described his stand in line at the meat counter behind a lady who had one crab leg (that's all she wanted, ONE) and she was waving it like a sword, trying to get to some hamburger meat as the butcher was laying it out.
That's not even close to the right story, but that's all I could get to when he was telling the story.
Poor listening on my part - I kept asking, she did WHAT? and then WHAT happened? I was laughing so hard, I just didn't get the story. I KNOW I didn't get the story. Something about one crab leg and some hamburger meat. I was laughing too hard, I just blew the coverage on that one.
Never mind. But it was good. It was SURE good to hear Matt tell it. Yankees clamoring over meat. Not milk and bread. Meat.
First, Matt dared me to not type this story, up, and specifically forbid me from trying but I can't stand it. Sorry Matt, I lied.
So in Oshkosh they're looking for over a foot of snow. So there's a run on the store ahead of it.
In the South, it's milk and bread. In the North it's meat and beer.
So Matt described his stand in line at the meat counter behind a lady who had one crab leg (that's all she wanted, ONE) and she was waving it like a sword, trying to get to some hamburger meat as the butcher was laying it out.
That's not even close to the right story, but that's all I could get to when he was telling the story.
Poor listening on my part - I kept asking, she did WHAT? and then WHAT happened? I was laughing so hard, I just didn't get the story. I KNOW I didn't get the story. Something about one crab leg and some hamburger meat. I was laughing too hard, I just blew the coverage on that one.
Never mind. But it was good. It was SURE good to hear Matt tell it. Yankees clamoring over meat. Not milk and bread. Meat.
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