so at roughly 830am this morning, the hawaii early warning system sent out this text-
"ballistic missile inbound for hawaii, seek immediate shelter. this is not a drill"....
well needless to say people went apeshit, crawling into manhole covers in the middle
of the street, running out of restaurants without paying, driving 100mph down city streets,
etc.... i thought it was a mistake or a hoax ( if they knew enough to send out that text,
wouldnt they have set off the air raid sirens first?) and turns out i was right.
thank goodness nothing majorly bad happened. (like us retaliating against north korea
for a big misunderstanding...)
took the goobermint 38 minutes to say "oops--sorry. disregard that".....
in the meantime people thought we were all gonna die.
their excuse is that 'someone accidentally pushed the wrong button'............................
"ballistic missile inbound for hawaii, seek immediate shelter. this is not a drill"....
well needless to say people went apeshit, crawling into manhole covers in the middle
of the street, running out of restaurants without paying, driving 100mph down city streets,
etc.... i thought it was a mistake or a hoax ( if they knew enough to send out that text,
wouldnt they have set off the air raid sirens first?) and turns out i was right.
thank goodness nothing majorly bad happened. (like us retaliating against north korea
for a big misunderstanding...)
took the goobermint 38 minutes to say "oops--sorry. disregard that".....
in the meantime people thought we were all gonna die.
their excuse is that 'someone accidentally pushed the wrong button'............................
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