I'm nearly a virgin, I have to say......I've got one speeding ticket in Red.
Boy, did I get busted, no question about it. The lady police officer, I said, "Howdy M'am!" That may have actually helped. On the ticket, she reduced the speed by 5 mph to keep it from being reckless driving. I really think she gave me an even bigger break than that. She even asked me, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Well, what's the correct answer to that? If you just say "No," I think you're going to the gated community. So I said, 60?" She nodded. Well, it was a 40 mph speed zone.
I''m okay with that. Guilty. I did it.
But what do you not say to a police officer? I'll suggest one to start with-
"Scuse me Ossifer while I pee.".
Boy, did I get busted, no question about it. The lady police officer, I said, "Howdy M'am!" That may have actually helped. On the ticket, she reduced the speed by 5 mph to keep it from being reckless driving. I really think she gave me an even bigger break than that. She even asked me, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Well, what's the correct answer to that? If you just say "No," I think you're going to the gated community. So I said, 60?" She nodded. Well, it was a 40 mph speed zone.
I''m okay with that. Guilty. I did it.
But what do you not say to a police officer? I'll suggest one to start with-
"Scuse me Ossifer while I pee.".
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