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    The Plan for the USA!

    I thought this was a good one.


    Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says,
    'I love New York ' in Arabic.

    He made this speech in New York.


    You gotta love Robin Williams...
    Even if he's nuts!
    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan...
    (Hard to argue with this logic!)

    'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
    So, here's one plan.'

    1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there.
    We would station troops at our borders.
    No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!
    France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
    The caribou will have to cope for a while

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
    The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE...
    Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'
    She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

    If you agree with the above, forward it to friends... If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    I heard him perform this and it is very true.
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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    That which you manifest is before you.

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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    Damn, I hate when they do that.

    But it's a good plan, none the less.

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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    what makes snopes the last word ?
    biblical decree ?

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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    Yeah, they probably made all that stuff up....

    Brian
    That which you manifest is before you.

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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    Sorry TC, but you're a day late and a dollar short as they say.
    I posted that on October 23, 2008, and got reamed !!

    http://www.bangshift.com/forum/index.php?topic=7020.0


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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    snopes kind of went overboard defending a candidate in the last presidential election

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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    Quote Originally Posted by SpiderGearsMan
    snopes kind of went overboard defending a candidate in the last presidential election
    And you know the truth, huh?
    The official Bangshift garage door guru. Just about anything can be built using garage door parts, trust me.

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    Re: The Plan for the USA!

    snopes knows as much as I do

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