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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542

    #16
    Originally posted by Thumpin455 View Post
    I have an entire house, yard, shop, and huge storage shed, along with miles and miles of forest. Who needs a bench seat?
    High school, Thump. High school. Think back.

    Though these days I'd guess the two lucky kids in the right situation, the right place at the right time would both be too busy texting to enjoy any pleasures of the flesh.
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    • Thumpin455
      Legendary BangShifter
      • Jan 2010
      • 4753

      #17
      Originally posted by peewee View Post
      High school, Thump. High school. Think back.

      Though these days I'd guess the two lucky kids in the right situation, the right place at the right time would both be too busy texting to enjoy any pleasures of the flesh.
      High school. I had a 67 Cougar, and my senior year I drove my 72 GTO. When the Cougar was broke one summer I cruised the 69 Charger we got when my idiot brother wrecked his 70 Charger. None of those had bench seats. I got my first girlfriend while driving the GTO, and she exclaimed something about the trunk on that car being larger than the back seat. Then I drove a 79 TA, no back seat, buckets up front, and barely enough room in there for two people who arent trying to get frisky.

      The only car I owned with a bench seat was a 56 Buick Special. No woman in her right mind would ride in that thing at the time. The only vehicles I have had since that had a bench were trucks.

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      • Beagle
        "Flounder"
        • Apr 2011
        • 13804

        #18
        Originally posted by LORENSWIFE View Post
        While your driving?
        AIIIEEEEE

        don't wreck the car!

        pdub never dated a 90's girl obviously. I was once told by one how to stay entertained on a long trip in ... A MIATA. Yikes.
        Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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        • catchmeblue70
          Superhero BangShifter
          • Jun 2010
          • 1212

          #19
          1) screw the front seat, get in the back
          2) lay the front seat back
          3) if it's a truck, there's a bed for that
          4) coupe? Better be an exhibitionist and make use of a warm hood
          5) suv? There's a cargo area
          6) jeep? Get a pop-up camper, you know you want to
          7) anything else - on a case by case basis

          Who needs sugar and spice and everything nice? I'm a Southern girl - give me cars, guns and whiskey on ice. ~Mrs. Remy-Z

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          • pdub
            Colonel Turd Nugget
            • Oct 2009
            • 24542

            #20
            Originally posted by catchmeblue70 View Post
            1) screw the front seat, get in the back
            2) lay the front seat back
            3) if it's a truck, there's a bed for that
            4) coupe? Better be an exhibitionist and make use of a warm hood
            5) suv? There's a cargo area
            6) jeep? Get a pop-up camper, you know you want to
            7) anything else - on a case by case basis

            Haley, you missed a crown jewel of a chance to post a poll right there. You can still do it, ya know. I'm not allowed. I always screw up polls, but that's a real good one right there.
            Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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            • LORENSWIFE
              Superhero BangShifter
              • Jan 2011
              • 2531

              #21
              Originally posted by catchmeblue70 View Post
              1) screw the front seat, get in the back
              2) lay the front seat back
              3) if it's a truck, there's a bed for that
              4) coupe? Better be an exhibitionist and make use of a warm hood
              5) suv? There's a cargo area
              6) jeep? Get a pop-up camper, you know you want to
              7) anything else - on a case by case basis


              You left out the Hood!
              That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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              • studemax
                [ Expletive Deleted ]
                • Nov 2007
                • 6505

                #22
                Lessee.... was it the old bathtub Nash Ambassadors that had the seats fold down into a bed?

                If Daddy saw that in the drive when your date showed up - you could just count on staying home that night.
                Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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                • pdub
                  Colonel Turd Nugget
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 24542

                  #23
                  Damn, this is fun. I'm laughing my ass off, probably because I'm just silly.

                  Got to get up at 4:30 in the morning. I'll get caught up on this tomorrow afternoon. Dang. More, more more!
                  Last edited by pdub; October 10, 2012, 03:56 PM.
                  Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                  • catchmeblue70
                    Superhero BangShifter
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1212

                    #24
                    Originally posted by LORENSWIFE View Post
                    You left out the Hood!
                    Nope, that was #4!
                    Who needs sugar and spice and everything nice? I'm a Southern girl - give me cars, guns and whiskey on ice. ~Mrs. Remy-Z

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                    • BigBlockMopar
                      Superhero BangShifter
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 3498

                      #25
                      Don't they use this facebook-thingy for these things days?
                      www.BigBlockMopar.com

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                      • BangShift McT
                        The Reason Brian & Chad Drink ... a Lot !
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 7224

                        #26


                        Nothing is impossible.
                        Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                        "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                        • SuperBuickGuy
                          No Life Outside BangShift.com
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 32262

                          #27
                          Originally posted by peewee View Post
                          OR....to answer the thread title question, a minivan with the back-most seat taken out and a sleeping bag tossed in. Not flashy or glamorous or in any way exciting by itself, but cheaper than a motel room if you're already in it and probably a more effective setting for leverage.
                          Pdub, there's some flaws with your logic here that seem impossible to overcome:
                          1) chicks don't dig minivans, ever. Wives dig minivans, and wives are rarely, if ever, chicks.
                          2) if you have a minivan, it's because you already have kids and the thought of having more.... well, just makes the whole romance of what LW's proposing seem a bit silly
                          Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                          • antmnte
                            Legendary BangShifter
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 5010

                            #28
                            My cousin had good luck with fun stuff in a 73 Vette. just pull over and take out a t-top and wala ! Instant verticle couch !

                            On another note vent windows are great ! THey should bring them back but since we have a bunch of spineless wimps in Detroit it will never happen.

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                            • oldsman496
                              Superhero BangShifter
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 3142

                              #29
                              Yeah, this could be a tragedy of american automotive tradition... I have a thing against center consoles. late one friday night, one wore a hole in my backside... i didn't realize it had happened till the next day - for some funny reason....
                              Mike in Southwest Ohio

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                              • kyhunter89
                                Superhero BangShifter
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 1375

                                #30
                                The stiff seatbelts that cant be pushed back down inbetween the seats ruined it years ago.
                                Si vis pacem, para bellum

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