OH NO! How are we gonna makeout!?!

[pdub]

I have an entire house, yard, shop, and huge storage shed, along with miles and miles of forest. Who needs a bench seat?

High school, Thump. High school. Think back.

Though these days I'd guess the two lucky kids in the right situation, the right place at the right time would both be too busy texting to enjoy any pleasures of the flesh.

[Thumpin455]

High school, Thump. High school. Think back.

Though these days I'd guess the two lucky kids in the right situation, the right place at the right time would both be too busy texting to enjoy any pleasures of the flesh.

High school. I had a 67 Cougar, and my senior year I drove my 72 GTO. When the Cougar was broke one summer I cruised the 69 Charger we got when my idiot brother wrecked his 70 Charger. None of those had bench seats. I got my first girlfriend while driving the GTO, and she exclaimed something about the trunk on that car being larger than the back seat. Then I drove a 79 TA, no back seat, buckets up front, and barely enough room in there for two people who arent trying to get frisky.

The only car I owned with a bench seat was a 56 Buick Special. No woman in her right mind would ride in that thing at the time. The only vehicles I have had since that had a bench were trucks.

[Beagle]

While your driving?

AIIIEEEEE

don't wreck the car!

pdub never dated a 90's girl obviously. I was once told by one how to stay entertained on a long trip in ... A MIATA. Yikes.

[catchmeblue70]

1) screw the front seat, get in the back
2) lay the front seat back
3) if it's a truck, there's a bed for that
4) coupe? Better be an exhibitionist and make use of a warm hood
5) suv? There's a cargo area
6) jeep? Get a pop-up camper, you know you want to
7) anything else - on a case by case basis

[pdub]

1) screw the front seat, get in the back
2) lay the front seat back
3) if it's a truck, there's a bed for that
4) coupe? Better be an exhibitionist and make use of a warm hood
5) suv? There's a cargo area
6) jeep? Get a pop-up camper, you know you want to
7) anything else - on a case by case basis

Haley, you missed a crown jewel of a chance to post a poll right there. You can still do it, ya know. I'm not allowed. I always screw up polls, but that's a real good one right there.

[LORENSWIFE]

1) screw the front seat, get in the back
2) lay the front seat back
3) if it's a truck, there's a bed for that
4) coupe? Better be an exhibitionist and make use of a warm hood
5) suv? There's a cargo area
6) jeep? Get a pop-up camper, you know you want to
7) anything else - on a case by case basis

You left out the Hood!

[studemax]

Lessee.... was it the old bathtub Nash Ambassadors that had the seats fold down into a bed?

If Daddy saw that in the drive when your date showed up - you could just count on staying home that night.

[pdub]

Damn, this is fun. I'm laughing my ass off, probably because I'm just silly.

Got to get up at 4:30 in the morning. I'll get caught up on this tomorrow afternoon. Dang. More, more more!

[catchmeblue70]

You left out the Hood!

Nope, that was #4!

[BigBlockMopar]

Don't they use this facebook-thingy for these things days?

[BangShift McT]

Nothing is impossible.

[SuperBuickGuy]

OR....to answer the thread title question, a minivan with the back-most seat taken out and a sleeping bag tossed in. Not flashy or glamorous or in any way exciting by itself, but cheaper than a motel room if you're already in it and probably a more effective setting for leverage.

Pdub, there's some flaws with your logic here that seem impossible to overcome:
1) chicks don't dig minivans, ever. Wives dig minivans, and wives are rarely, if ever, chicks.
2) if you have a minivan, it's because you already have kids and the thought of having more.... well, just makes the whole romance of what LW's proposing seem a bit silly

[antmnte]

My cousin had good luck with fun stuff in a 73 Vette. just pull over and take out a t-top and wala ! Instant verticle couch !

On another note vent windows are great ! THey should bring them back but since we have a bunch of spineless wimps in Detroit it will never happen.

[oldsman496]

Yeah, this could be a tragedy of american automotive tradition... I have a thing against center consoles. late one friday night, one wore a hole in my backside... i didn't realize it had happened till the next day - for some funny reason....

[kyhunter89]

The stiff seatbelts that cant be pushed back down inbetween the seats ruined it years ago.