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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542
    #1

    The Cat's AWAY

    So Brian's in Tuscon, Chads' busy somewhere...Big Dad....where's Big Dad?

    I nominate Deaf Bob to post something entirely inappropriate. From my mailbox, he's definitely got the most material.
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
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    • oldsman496
      Superhero BangShifter
      • Dec 2008
      • 3142
      #2
      I second that nomination and add a double dog dare to the proposal.....


      BOB?
      Mike in Southwest Ohio

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        • Brian Lohnes
          Administrator
          • Jan 2008
          • 18784
          #3
          Shit...who moved my house to Tuscon?
          That which you manifest is before you.

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            • pdub
              Colonel Turd Nugget
              • Oct 2009
              • 24542
              #4
              Originally posted by Brian Lohnes View Post
              Shit...who moved my house to Tuscon?
              Uh-oh. We're being watched. Dang.
              Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                • oletrux4evr
                  What The Hell Happened ?
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 23643
                  #5
                  It's Tulsa, PeeWee, Tulsa. Tomorrow. Drag Week.
                  Ed, Mary, & 'Earl'
                  HRPT LongHaulers, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

                  Inside every old person is a young person wondering, "what the hell happened?"

                  The man at the top of the mountain didn't fall there. -Vince Lombardi

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                    • pdub
                      Colonel Turd Nugget
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 24542
                      #6
                      Originally posted by oletrux4evr View Post
                      It's Tulsa, PeeWee, Tulsa. Tomorrow. Drag Week.
                      Oh. But we still can't get away with anything.
                      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                        • BangShift McT
                          The Reason Brian & Chad Drink ... a Lot !
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 7224
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Brian Lohnes View Post
                          Shit...who moved my house to Tuscon?
                          I'd say Joe nominated you, he needs more friends to sit around, soaking in their own ass sweat...

                          er, I mean enjoy the lovely desert weather down there...
                          Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                          "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                            • Deaf Bob
                              No Life Outside BangShift.com
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 19255
                              #8
                              I leave a bit and next thing I know... I'm being strong armed to commit felonies...

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                                • Deaf Bob
                                  No Life Outside BangShift.com
                                  • Feb 2012
                                  • 19255
                                  #9
                                  > > While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
                                  > >
                                  > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
                                  > >
                                  > > To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
                                  > >
                                  > > 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
                                  > >
                                  > > I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
                                  > >
                                  > > The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?## And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
                                  > >
                                  > >
                                  > > 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
                                  > >
                                  > > 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.
                                  > >
                                  > >
                                  > > 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
                                  > >
                                  > >
                                  > > Traffic Ticket - $95.00
                                  > > Court Costs - $45.00
                                  > > Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS

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                                    • BangShift McT
                                      The Reason Brian & Chad Drink ... a Lot !
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 7224
                                      #10


                                      Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                                      "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                                        • Scott Liggett
                                          No Life Outside BangShift.com
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 21561
                                          #11
                                          Anyone know where the keys to Rusty and BTJ are at?
                                          BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver

                                          Resident Instigator

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                                            • Pumpkin
                                              Legendary BangShifter
                                              • Oct 2007
                                              • 6600
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Scott Liggett View Post
                                              Anyone know where the keys to Rusty and BTJ are at?
                                              I'd venture to say their wives do.
                                              "Somewhere the zebra is dancing". Garth Stein's The art of racing in the rain.

                                              Matt

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                                                • pdub
                                                  Colonel Turd Nugget
                                                  • Oct 2009
                                                  • 24542
                                                  #13
                                                  Would I be labeled as an instigator at this point? You'll notice I haven't done a thing, except to suggest the idea of misaligned behavior.
                                                  Last edited by pdub; September 8, 2012, 12:16 AM.
                                                  Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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