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    Legendary BangShifter Bamfster's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedzzter.blogspot View Post
    BTW, Orange Julius causes dysentery in 7 out of 10 test subjects.
    That's why I add vodka ..... kills the bacteria.....
    My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caveman Tony View Post
    Or... you guys might like this...

    If you get too worked up over your arch-enemy's mean-spirited posts...

    You could do what an ancient Central American king did.

    Disembowel your enemy with a sharp spoon after defeating his army, then turn his skull upside down and use it as a beer mug.
    DADGUM, What happened to the "chillin'"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamfster View Post
    That's why I add vodka ..... kills the bacteria.....
    That explains volumes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedzzter.blogspot View Post
    That explains volumes.
    Yup!
    My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedzzter.blogspot View Post
    Who knew these were mutually exclusive? That tip will put a lot of heart doctors out of business. Does it work if you "chill" while scarfing down saturated fats and lighting up?

    Dunno, give it a shot and let us know how it goes.

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