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  • Bamfster
    Lord God King BangShifter
    • Apr 2008
    • 10445

    #91
    Originally posted by Speedzzter.blogspot View Post
    BTW, Orange Julius causes dysentery in 7 out of 10 test subjects.
    That's why I add vodka ..... kills the bacteria.....
    Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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    • 38P
      Banned
      • Jun 2009
      • 5738

      #92
      Originally posted by Caveman Tony View Post
      Or... you guys might like this...

      If you get too worked up over your arch-enemy's mean-spirited posts...

      You could do what an ancient Central American king did.

      Disembowel your enemy with a sharp spoon after defeating his army, then turn his skull upside down and use it as a beer mug.
      DADGUM, What happened to the "chillin'"?

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      • 38P
        Banned
        • Jun 2009
        • 5738

        #93
        Originally posted by Bamfster View Post
        That's why I add vodka ..... kills the bacteria.....
        That explains volumes.

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        • Bamfster
          Lord God King BangShifter
          • Apr 2008
          • 10445

          #94
          Originally posted by Speedzzter.blogspot View Post
          That explains volumes.
          Yup!
          Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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          • JOES66FURY
            Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
            • Jun 2009
            • 12184

            #95
            Originally posted by Speedzzter.blogspot View Post
            Who knew these were mutually exclusive? That tip will put a lot of heart doctors out of business. Does it work if you "chill" while scarfing down saturated fats and lighting up?

            Dunno, give it a shot and let us know how it goes.
            If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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