Post the best Drag Week 2011 quotes you've heard so far.

[BangShift McT]

Hey, Ron: Take Keith to Hooters and watch his head implode from the waitresses.

[Ron Ward]

Hey, Ron: Take Keith to Hooters and watch his head implode from the waitresses.

Oh, geez... I don't know if Keith deserves Topeka Hooters after this long week. That just wouldn't be fair. Last I heard the cumulative IQ of the local Hooters franchise has recently risen above that of a typical garden snail.


Ron

[oldsman71]

my mother in law said "the is the best ever!!!! we got to race next year!!!"

my wife said while watching day one drag week videos, "seeing you and mom in all these videos and pictures is kinda like playing wheres waldo"

some one at topeka told me "were all dorks man" lol

[ksj2]

"Screw the dentist we have Vicodin". Ron Wards excuse for not filling an empty seat."Ive got a Dentist appointment I cant go" WTF ever. LOL.Thanks for the cooler comment today. Someone has to be the beer wagon.At least I went and finished.Too bad it rained!

[Dignlif]

real young kid at a gas station looking at my car smiles and in a quiet voice tells me, "nice Camaro". I couldn't bust him on it, so just smiled and said thanks.

[ksj2]

CusterCity OK.Little red haired kid"Do a burnout man".My brother said "That is you 40 years ago"Ron you had a few quotes yourself.You had a difficult time not laughing when you said"Here comes the Legend Mike Crow" on Friday.I also liked the fact that you mentioned the Bob Weakland School of grabbing gears.BTW I can fit 2 coolers in the trunk and one in the back seat for a total of 3. LOL

[TheSilverBuick]

I just rememebered, when we checked into Tulsa, Doc signed the hotel bill and the lady behind the counter said, "Oh that's a signature you couldn't copy." to which I replied, "Would you believe he's a doctor?" Doc seemed a bit embarassed by that, oops!

[BBR]

"Maybe we should head back and top it off again."

Clay Cunningham to his *very* agitated brother, Casey after following the Magellan gps to a gas station a bizarre route thru residential neighborhoods and over some train tracks in Humboldt, Oklahoma, and then running into *several* dead end streets when attempting to leave town. Man, we had a good laugh about that little adventure.