What is NOT a truck.

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  • oldrustycars
    Superhero BangShifter
    • Jan 2009
    • 793

    #1

    What is NOT a truck.

    A Blazer is NOT a truck. Suburban, also not a truck. Escalade, most certainly NOT a truck. Explorer, not a truck. C1500 is a pickup. If it has at least dual rear wheels, then its a truck. If you insist on calling your SUV a truck, then I expect you to stay OUT of the hammer lane, stay off any street marked "No Trucks" and start stopping at weigh stations. Sorry, had a bad day with 4 wheelers today. I'll go take my medication now.
  • Brian Lohnes
    Administrator
    • Jan 2008
    • 18784

    #2
    Re: What is NOT a truck.

    Honda Ridgeline.....not a truck
    That which you manifest is before you.

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    • Schtauffer
      Legendary BangShifter
      • Dec 2007
      • 5320

      #3
      Re: What is NOT a truck.

      Truckers... always bitching about something....
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      • trukluvr
        Superhero BangShifter
        • Oct 2007
        • 3081

        #4
        Re: What is NOT a truck.

        Geo Tracker, Suziki Sidekick/Samauri/X-90, Kia Sportage, Yota Rav4 all not trucks. Has anyone ever figured out if El Caminos & Rancheros are trucks or cars? I need to know.
        Hauling ass & sucking gas are the best uses for a truck.

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        • BobStuart
          BangShifter
          • Jan 2008
          • 157

          #5
          Re: What is NOT a truck.

          Damn skippy! My wife's Expedition is registered as a station wagon. Don't let her know though. She says wagons are Gahay!

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          • dand38s
            Superhero BangShifter
            • Nov 2007
            • 2435

            #6
            Re: What is NOT a truck.

            I have always insisted that in order to get a drivers license you should have to take the driving test in a crew cab dually with a standard transmission towing a 40 foot goose neck trailer. ;D It sure would cut down on the morons on the road. It would also take care of most congestion problems.
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            • squirrel
              Benevolent Ruler of the Universe
              • Nov 2007
              • 19334

              #7
              Re: What is NOT a truck.

              Suburban is a truck as much as a pickup is a truck, if you look at it from underneath.

              Especially if its an old one...

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              • Monk
                Legendary BangShifter
                • Nov 2007
                • 6722

                #8
                Re: What is NOT a truck.

                A truck....... ??? ;D


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                • squirrel
                  Benevolent Ruler of the Universe
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 19334

                  #9
                  Re: What is NOT a truck.

                  Now that's an off road truck!
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                  • TheSilverBuick
                    ALMOST Spidey !
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 22145

                    #10
                    Re: What is NOT a truck.

                    And I work with a fleet of 15 ;D
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                    • Brian Lohnes
                      Administrator
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 18784

                      #11
                      Re: What is NOT a truck.

                      Monk an s10 blazer is not a truck. Even that building it's parked next to shaped like a truck isn't a....what?...That's not a building?

                      Brian
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                      • Gary 351C
                        Legendary BangShifter
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 3508

                        #12
                        Re: What is NOT a truck.

                        Something else that's not a truck, a motorhome! At least twice a day I get stuck behind some old geezer in his $100K diesel pusher doing 56 mph. Unless they're pulling a trailer or something they can drive 65, I think they're just scared sh**less of driving something that big. I think anyone wanting to drive a motorhome or pull a travel trailer should have to have a special endorsement on their license just like us commercial drivers do. They should have to take a written and a road test to prove that they can operate the damn thing safely! ....Okay, rant over. :D
                        Just groovin' to my own tune.

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                        • Monk
                          Legendary BangShifter
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 6722

                          #13
                          Re: What is NOT a truck.

                          I figured that'd get Randall's attention....... ;D
                          Thom

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                          • BlackoutSteve
                            Superhero BangShifter
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 2779

                            #14
                            Re: What is NOT a truck.

                            Originally posted by squirrel
                            Now that's an off road truck!
                            Don't you mean a road on a truck? :P

                            A Holden/Pontiac Ute/G8-ST is NOT a truck.

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                            • TheSilverBuick
                              ALMOST Spidey !
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 22145

                              #15
                              Re: What is NOT a truck.

                              Originally posted by Monk
                              I figured that'd get Randall's attention....... ;D
                              Yup


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