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    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

    To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."




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    And I called the front desk and said, "Hey, I've gotta leak in the sink."

    The clerk said, "Go ahead."
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    • #3
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      Leno's people will not be calling with jokes like those,,,,
      Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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        I'm posting all that I can before the world ends. Content not important, emotional loss paramount.
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          Originally posted by peewee
          I'm posting all that I can before the world ends. Content not important, emotional loss paramount.
          so you took a leak in the sink and watched disabled people porn.
          Previously boxer3main
          the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by boxer3main
            Originally posted by peewee
            I'm posting all that I can before the world ends. Content not important, emotional loss paramount.
            so you took a leak in the sink and watched disabled people porn.
            Well, I was outta town, so....
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            • #7
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              why not.

              I am hoping the car to have oil pressure before the world ends. I want to be driving. ;D
              Previously boxer3main
              the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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                LMAO! sorry Peewee, but Boxer's follow up was hilarious.
                Escaped on a technicality.

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by TheSilverBuick
                  LMAO! sorry Peewee, but Boxer's follow up was hilarious.
                  Yes, it surely was. Everybody's different from one another, but I don't really know why we're all living if we can't laugh loud and often. There's a difference between being alive and "living."

                  Boxer did good.
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                    I just picture him dead panning that line, like Bill Murray would do :D
                    Escaped on a technicality.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by TheSilverBuick
                      I just picture him dead panning that line, like Bill Murray would do :D

                      HAHHHAAHHHAAAAHHHA!!!!!! ;D :D :D :D

                      So, are we having fun, or WHAT? Yes, I believe we are.
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                      • #12
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                        pee-dub, man... you are alright.


                        ;D


                        Ron
                        It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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                          Originally posted by Ron Ward
                          pee-dub, man... you are alright.


                          ;D


                          Ron
                          Thanks Ron, I'm glad you think so. Be sure to stop by our place when you're on this edge of the planet. I mean it, I'd love to meet you. And we have a spot on your way to somewhere else.
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                          • #14
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                            Screw em Peewee, I laughed! :D
                            I'm probably wrong

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                            • #15
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                              I honestly believe that nobody on this earth can possibly do anything bad to anybody else if they are laughing at something that is genuinely funny at the same time.

                              Say that ain't wrong.
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