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    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

    To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."




    If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

    http://www.weeville.com

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    And I called the front desk and said, "Hey, I've gotta leak in the sink."

    The clerk said, "Go ahead."
    If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

    http://www.weeville.com

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      Leno's people will not be calling with jokes like those,,,,
      Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

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        I'm posting all that I can before the world ends. Content not important, emotional loss paramount.
        If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

        http://www.weeville.com

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          I'm posting all that I can before the world ends. Content not important, emotional loss paramount.
          so you took a leak in the sink and watched disabled people porn.
          Atomization is excitement, not temperature.

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            I'm posting all that I can before the world ends. Content not important, emotional loss paramount.
            so you took a leak in the sink and watched disabled people porn.
            Well, I was outta town, so....
            If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

            http://www.weeville.com

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              why not.

              I am hoping the car to have oil pressure before the world ends. I want to be driving. ;D
              Atomization is excitement, not temperature.

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                LMAO! sorry Peewee, but Boxer's follow up was hilarious.
                Escaped on a technicality.

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                  LMAO! sorry Peewee, but Boxer's follow up was hilarious.
                  Yes, it surely was. Everybody's different from one another, but I don't really know why we're all living if we can't laugh loud and often. There's a difference between being alive and "living."

                  Boxer did good.
                  If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

                  http://www.weeville.com

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                    I just picture him dead panning that line, like Bill Murray would do :D
                    Escaped on a technicality.

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                      I just picture him dead panning that line, like Bill Murray would do :D

                      HAHHHAAHHHAAAAHHHA!!!!!! ;D :D :D :D

                      So, are we having fun, or WHAT? Yes, I believe we are.
                      If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

                      http://www.weeville.com

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                        pee-dub, man... you are alright.


                        ;D


                        Ron
                        It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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                          pee-dub, man... you are alright.


                          ;D


                          Ron
                          Thanks Ron, I'm glad you think so. Be sure to stop by our place when you're on this edge of the planet. I mean it, I'd love to meet you. And we have a spot on your way to somewhere else.
                          If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

                          http://www.weeville.com

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                            Screw em Peewee, I laughed! :D
                            I'm probably wrong

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                              I honestly believe that nobody on this earth can possibly do anything bad to anybody else if they are laughing at something that is genuinely funny at the same time.

                              Say that ain't wrong.
                              If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

                              http://www.weeville.com

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                                hmmm.... apparently you are not a James Bond fan:

                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1TmeBd9338


                                Ron
                                It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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                                  hmmm.... apparently you are not a James Bond fan:

                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1TmeBd9338


                                  Ron
                                  But to laugh at something that really IS funny, and to laugh at something that SHOULDN'T be funny is different. Or is it? Why did the Joker and the Penguin suspend Batman and Robin over the boiling caldron of green boiling green stuff? It was always green stuff.

                                  They suspended them them over the boiling vat and then they LEFT. Gone. They never watched to see if they were successful in their attempt to kill the super-heroes. Of course, our guys got loose from that situation every time.

                                  But if he arch bad guys wanted to kill the super-heroes, why didn't they just shoot them? That'll work. BANG. End of story.

                                  But, that's Hollywood, then and now.
                                  If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

                                  http://www.weeville.com

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                                    Peewee you made my night!!
                                    Here I sit at work bored outta my mind , so I hit up trusty bs. I work at a hotel and we leave notes for the next shift like 120 has extra towels, 240. Tv doesn't work etc etc

                                    So my note tonight to the person coming is 112 called and said they gotta leak in the sink... I just told them to go for it ;D
                                    Thanks peewee!
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                                      Peewee you made my night!!
                                      Here I sit at work bored outta my mind , so I hit up trusty bs. I work at a hotel and we leave notes for the next shift like 120 has extra towels, 240. Tv doesn't work etc etc

                                      So my note tonight to the person coming is 112 called and said they gotta leak in the sink... I just told them to go for it ;D
                                      Thanks peewee!
                                      Please, please, let us know how that went! HHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
                                      If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. (Jimmy Buffett)

                                      http://www.weeville.com

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                                        I'm posting all that I can before the world ends. Content not important, emotional loss paramount.
                                        so you took a leak in the sink and watched disabled people porn.
                                        thanks for the laugh!
                                        Reading , Pa
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                                        "putting the seat down is women's work" Archie Bunker.
                                        Ban low performance drivers not high performance cars .

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