Let this be also my funeral

[SuperBuickGuy]

https://www.ncscooper.com/cascade-shores-family-cited-for-viking-funeral-at-scotts-flat-lake/#.WTwOCVbaFZM.facebook

You're gonna go sometimes, why not with explosives over expensive houses?

[Admirall2]

I needed that laugh. Thank you

[Dan Barlow]

I kept doing a wheezing snikering laugh like Wily Coyote thinking of his next " sure fire plan " to get the road runner .

[Loren]

Am OK with the explosion thing but please do it far enough off shore so that anything people might possibly mistake for a large malformed thumb isn't landing on their carport roof...

[silver_bullet]

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[SuperBuickGuy]

Am OK with the explosion thing but please do it far enough off shore so that anything people might possibly mistake for a large malformed thumb isn't landing on their carport roof...

Here is scattered SuperBuickGuy, a terror in life, and a night terror for all the neighborhood in death.

Catchy, don't you think?

[Loren]

...Placed on this earth with a hot rod gene,
His final wish: doused with race gasoline,
May he rest in pieces while forever dozin'
Spread out far and wide from resultant explosion...

[SuperBuickGuy]

...Placed on this earth with a hot rod gene,
His final wish doused with race gasoline,
May he rest in pieces, forever dozin'
Spread far and wide from resultant explosion...

You know if that whole - metal-working thing doesn't work out for you; you could start a service that provides catchy epitaphs Heck, you're even at the epicenter of where the destruction is going to happen so you'll be in a convenient location for the survivors (of course, that does mean you have to survive the big quake too).

[Loren]

I dunno...all my poetry has ever gotten me is; in a lot of trouble in grade school.

You up there are going to get wiped out by that volcano or some tsunami thing before we here out over the mountains from San Andreas get it too bad. If they ever nuke the military installations we should be somewhat shielded from that too. Stuff I've thought about. We do live in a flood zone however, kinda rules out the underground bunker idea.

[Dan Barlow]

...Placed on this earth with a hot rod gene,
His final wish: doused with race gasoline,
May he rest in pieces while forever dozin'
Spread out far and wide from resultant explosion...

Almost as funny as the real funeral .

[Deaf Bob]

In India, where they have pyres.. The catfish are huge and fat from human flesh.

So..not too uncommon.. Maybe we whine and are too pansic?