Sue Unit doesn't nag and carry on. I love Sue Unit. She'll say something mildly......ONCE. That's her presentation. Hopefully I'm not too engrossed in a video or whatever on the computer to actually hear it. Because she won't say it again.
A couple days ago she looked out the window and said, "The gutters need cleaning." I heard that. I hate a ladder worse than anybody, but yes, the gutters need cleaning.
And she doesn't have to tell me when the grass needs cutting. When our yard is the worst-looking one in the entire neighborhood, I'll cut it. Then, and ONLY then. I wish we could sell the yard and keep the house, I don't care shit about the yard or how it looks, but Unit surely does. A blight is what I let it get to be, a blight. And Unit loves the flowers, and when the yard and the flowers don't match, I have to do something about it. I have to, I MUST mow the weeds that look just like grass after you mow the whole mess. But it only looks good for a few days after that, and it all grows back again.
This afternoon I cleaned the gutters and mowed the weeds, like a new haircut. Okay, that's done, let's go racin' boys! It's all but load the car and drive to the track.
A couple days ago she looked out the window and said, "The gutters need cleaning." I heard that. I hate a ladder worse than anybody, but yes, the gutters need cleaning.
And she doesn't have to tell me when the grass needs cutting. When our yard is the worst-looking one in the entire neighborhood, I'll cut it. Then, and ONLY then. I wish we could sell the yard and keep the house, I don't care shit about the yard or how it looks, but Unit surely does. A blight is what I let it get to be, a blight. And Unit loves the flowers, and when the yard and the flowers don't match, I have to do something about it. I have to, I MUST mow the weeds that look just like grass after you mow the whole mess. But it only looks good for a few days after that, and it all grows back again.
This afternoon I cleaned the gutters and mowed the weeds, like a new haircut. Okay, that's done, let's go racin' boys! It's all but load the car and drive to the track.
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