Signature-Worthy Quotes

[oletrux4evr]

I thought it might be fun to post up some material that would make excellent signatures. You know, like: "The ultimate oxymoron; an honest politician".

I'll start:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink."
"Reality hasn't changed; it's been exposed"

[Deaf Bob]

Different STOKES for different folks?



Yeah should be strokes...


There are 3 realities, your's...mine...and..the truth....

[squirrel]

If it don't go, chrome it!

[Hemi Joel]

It lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it. While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it.

[JamesMayberryIII]

Learn how to bend, learn how to break
Learn how to mend broken heartaches
Learn to forgive, learn how to wait
Learn how to live before it's too late.

[fatguyzinc]

once you go fat, you'll never go back

if i cant eat it, ride it, drive it or f*ck it, then it dont matter

(suggested by my 19yr old son) if she aint 280, she aint a lady

(told to me once by a tranny) oh, youre straight? well so is spaghetti--
till you get it hot and wet....

[Beagle]

(still can't remember who on here I stole this from)

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Dad's favorite comment to my youthful exuberance with wrenches:

Don't force it son, get a bigger hammer.

[cstmwgn]

You can't outgrow stupid

[DanStokes]

From my HS shop teacher, who is still alive (he was my teacher in 1965 though I'm not sure how old he is):

"All I can teach you is how much you don't know"

Dan

[70chevyC-10]

Most of my favorites are lyrics in songs -
Like is like a card game, always makin' change - J. Geils Band
My mind is making promises my body can't keep - Little Feat

[Big Dave]

It ain't over till it's over

Yogi Berra

[Barry Donovan]

I can never think of a famous quote, when someone is looking for one.

I am into the military versions, the spur of the moment true nature of a moment.
I'd like to gather them.

I have been into shadow boxes lately, it is where soldiers and airmen line boxes with the military history.
So I am chatting away with a staff sargent with a distinguished flying cross...
before realizing that is incredibly famous.


Allowed to think, searching for wisdom is gone.

There. That is my quote for this post.

[pdub]

I think it's another Yogi Berra:

When you get to a fork in the road, take it.

[pdub]

Just now swapped a couple emails with Hemi Joel, I've just gotta LOVE the footer on Joel's email:

"Sent from my Verizon Samsung Galaxy smartphone using voice to text technology. All spelling and grammatical errors should be attributed to faulty technology, and may not be used to judge my command of the English language."

[corvettedad]

From an old Paper maker off our machine " Possible Non-possible "