Last week one day it was time to weed-eat the perimeter. I've given up on Round Up, it can't do everything. Can't stay ahead. And a few years ago I finally got so mad at the gas-powered weed eater I put it out by the curb and the local dumpster divers got it. I love to hate a weed eater.
Now I've got a pansy-assed re-chargable electric one. It's light, real easy to handle. I takes 8 hours to charge and it runs for about 10 minutes. But it's light. Real easy to handle. So I charged it for 8 hours and got ready for the ten minutes.
I had on my earplugs. I put on my gloves. I had the safety glasses. I even had on the cool vest (it was about 100 degrees that day). I was ready. Safety First.
I zinged that battery powered weed eater up to speed and hit one weed with it and the last foot and a half of the string came flying out of the cutting head and cut the piss out of my leg. I forgot to put on long pants to weed eat. It was a judgement call - emergency room visit and stitches or a real large Band-Aid. Let's go with the Band-Aid, I need another ugly scar anyhow. Safety Guy scores again.
Gyad I hate a weed eater.
Now I've got a pansy-assed re-chargable electric one. It's light, real easy to handle. I takes 8 hours to charge and it runs for about 10 minutes. But it's light. Real easy to handle. So I charged it for 8 hours and got ready for the ten minutes.
I had on my earplugs. I put on my gloves. I had the safety glasses. I even had on the cool vest (it was about 100 degrees that day). I was ready. Safety First.
I zinged that battery powered weed eater up to speed and hit one weed with it and the last foot and a half of the string came flying out of the cutting head and cut the piss out of my leg. I forgot to put on long pants to weed eat. It was a judgement call - emergency room visit and stitches or a real large Band-Aid. Let's go with the Band-Aid, I need another ugly scar anyhow. Safety Guy scores again.
Gyad I hate a weed eater.
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