Goofy things you have heard, read, or seen.

[trukluvr]

I saw the following on the desk of one of the day shift folks at work.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

What other goofy things have you seen, read, or heard?

[ecniv]

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My seventh grade english teacher had one of those "Word of the Day" calenders... It introduced me to my favorite word:

Defenestration: The act of throwing someone, or something, out of a window.

[fahrenschnell]

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"Yeah though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...because I am at 80,000 feet and climbing"

As written above the door to the hangar where SR-71's are kept..... 8)

Seth

[milner351]

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"worry is a waste of the imagination"

Found that quote on a chunk of wood at a gift shop on a trip somewhere - it's hung over my closet... good reminder.

[DanStokes]

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"He who hesitates is lost". "Look before you leap". Always displayed together. This could lead to total paralysis.

Dan

[ALMACK]

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"If you woke up this morning, congradulations, you have another chance"

[KeithTurk]

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one of the two things hanging in my shop...



Intelligent people talk about idea's

Average people talk about things

stupid people talk about other people

[Schtauffer]

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"He knows in his heart of hearts..."

Excuse me, but what is a heart of hearts? :

[Ron Ward]

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"I'll procrastinate tomorrow."

[milner351]

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"This aint burger king - you get it my way - or not at all!"

[A/Fuel]

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one of the two things hanging in my shop...



Intelligent people talk about idea's

Average people talk about things

stupid people talk about other people

my dad used to say that a lot. i used to say "what if i talk about other people's ideas?"

[JOES66FURY]

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Before you crticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.....that way when you criticize them ...you're a mile away and you have their shoes

[TheSilverBuick]

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Geologist humor, I've seen shirts and bumperstickers with this one.

"Subduction leads to orogenies."

The funny part is that it's true.

[DanStokes]

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Oh Randal! You are SO naughty (I think)......

Dan

Geologist humor, I've seen shirts and bumperstickers with this one.

"Subduction leads to orogenies."

The funny part is that it's true.

[min301]

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"This is my rifle, this is my gun,
this one's for fighting, this one's for fun."