Are Krass and Bernie gay?

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  • oldrustycars
    Superhero BangShifter
    • Jan 2009
    • 793

    #1

    Are Krass and Bernie gay?

    I've been reading that cartoon since CARtoons magazine. They never seem to have girlfriends, Bernie has that moustache, sleep in the same room, and in the March Car Craft I notice Krass shifts a 4 speed with his pinkie sticking out.
    I sure wish the drag strips around here would open.
  • Schtauffer
    Legendary BangShifter
    • Dec 2007
    • 5320

    #2
    Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

    Yep.

    Which one do you think is the woman in the relationship? :P
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    • Caveman

      #3
      Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

      I think the pinkie thing is ala 'Ratfink'.

      I tried to think of something witty to say, but yup, they are the 'Bert & Ernie" of the gearhead cartoon set.

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      • Monk
        Legendary BangShifter
        • Nov 2007
        • 6722

        #4
        Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

        Awe man.......say it ain't so!!!

        Krass & Bernie do some cool things with cars.....
        Thom

        "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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        • Caveman

          #5
          Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

          Let's call them Jedi Monks.... celibate ones... I can live with that.

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          • Monk
            Legendary BangShifter
            • Nov 2007
            • 6722

            #6
            Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

            Originally posted by Caveman
            Let's call them Jedi Monks.... celibate ones... I can live with that.
            Uh Caveman....not all Monks are celibate......... ;D
            Thom

            "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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            • Pumpkin
              Legendary BangShifter
              • Oct 2007
              • 6600

              #7
              Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

              Maybe Bernie is Bert & Ernies kid.
              "Somewhere the zebra is dancing". Garth Stein's The art of racing in the rain.

              Matt

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              • L98camino
                Superhero BangShifter
                • Jan 2008
                • 850

                #8
                Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                Big fan of KB!

                I have wondered about that too :

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                • 200kss
                  Superhero BangShifter
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 599

                  #9
                  Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                  I've been a loyal K&B fan since the 80's when they were in CARtoons mag. In fact, that was the only comic book I cared about growing up.

                  GAY? Blasphemy! At the end of the comic strip they both usually end up with a girl (often twins just seem to appear out of nowhere...) AND a cool car. So no, I don't think they're gay.
                  GM G-bodies, because I can't afford a 69 Camaro.

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                  • Schtauffer
                    Legendary BangShifter
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5320

                    #10
                    Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                    Gay dudes tend to attract chicks.
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                    • Bamfster
                      Lord God King BangShifter
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 10445

                      #11
                      Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                      They're not gay.....just misunderstood
                      Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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                      • Schtauffer
                        Legendary BangShifter
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5320

                        #12
                        Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                        Trosley rules.

                        K&B is the first thing my wife reads when CC comes. She loves it.
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                        • tiresmoke!
                          Legendary BangShifter
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 4466

                          #13
                          Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                          Aw, maaaaaan....why'd ya have to go there?

                          As I remember , there's been plenty of "chicks" in the strip over the years......but it's like asking whether James taylor's and the late Dennis Wilson's character's in 2LBT were bi.....some things just ain't meant to be questioned.

                          Krass and Bernie are just flat COOL........only "flames" around them are the ones belching from the headers.


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                          • ls7gto
                            Legendary BangShifter
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 5000

                            #14
                            Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                            "not that there is anything wrong with it"
                            Reading , Pa
                            Good Guys rodders rep.
                            "putting the seat down is women's work" Archie Bunker.
                            Ban low performance drivers not high performance cars .

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                            • dustergirl
                              Hero BangShifter
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 246

                              #15
                              Re: Are Krass and Bernie gay?

                              Originally posted by ls7gto
                              "not that there is anything wrong with it"
                              damn, beat me to it. :P

                              I heard that Krass wasn't always gay....he just got sucked into it.

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