New Plan at General Motors

[oldrustycars]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/gm_covered_with_giant_tarp

[min301]

Re: New Plan at General Motors

Do you think that's necessary?

[BigBlockMopar]

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I wonder why blue? Why not green and be more PC?

On a similar note, anyone seen these in their neighborhood somewhere, looks serious:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_series_of?utm_source=a-section

[1badmonkey]

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OH NO, concentric circles....

dude, the Onion rocks!!

[min301]

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As the name implies(Onion), too many layers to get to the truth.

[min301]

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Duh.

You take me for a total redneck? ;D

[Freiburger]

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As the name implies(Onion), too many layers to get to the truth.

But there is no truth there.

[squirrel]

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nope, it's all in fun

"carburetor department"

[Brian Lohnes]

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The Onion is pretty much the balls in my opinion.

I think the writers over there are brilliant.

Brian

[SpiderGearsMan]

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I like raw onions on vanilla ice cream

[Monster]

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I have to have chocolate syrup with mine ....

:P

[tiresmoke!]

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I like raw onions on vanilla ice cream

I know they do it different in Joisey, but DAMN......this explains your sunny disposition.

;D

Oh, and BTW, quit using the bathroom cactus to wipe with....what are you, a masochist?!

:D

The Onion.com is amusing, I'll admit

[DanStokes]

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Why didn't I know about this fine news source. "The World News" has gone to hell since they were outed in "Men in Black". It's almost impossible to get the REAL truth these days. Think I'll buy significant stock in blue tarp companies.

Dan

[BlackoutSteve]

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I wonder why blue? Why not green and be more PC?

Blue because it's the color of the tarps the police use when they cover over a cadaver. GM being the cadaver.. :'(

..or maybe the dyes used to make green tarps are really toxic and only look "PC". A bit like being "PC" and buying an electric car powered by batteries with all those toxic chemicals in them. :P Sooner or later, those chemicals are making their way back into the Earth.

[BangShiftChad]

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Am I the only person who didn't even crack a smile reading that? I like the Onion sometimes, but not this time.

I do like real onions though. Mmmmm gooood...