40 Ways to Make the Pizza Guy Nervous

[Stewie]

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

[Stewie]

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

[Bamfster]

Wait in the bushes with a BB gun when he delivers it ....

[nesabo]

Answer the door in a bio hazard suite.

[Caveman Tony]

Talk in a REALLY redneck accent.
Ask them if they'll please "send that young driver with the purdy mouth."

[JOES66FURY]

Answer the door in your best Rocky Horror outfit...

[Stewie]

If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order"

[award69129]

Ask what the order taker is wearing.

Change your accent every three seconds.

Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

[SuperBuickGuy]

I've done #5... granted, I was ordering 20 pizzas - but still

[BangShift McT]

Worked at a Domino's in Manitou Springs, Co when I was 16. Had a female call and order takeout, then when I told her the price, she goes, "Oh, crap...um...well..." (prepare to cancel order in 3, 2..)..."we can show up at the door topless and we have alcohol, will that work? (order placed!) Grabbed a second Domino's shirt, punched off the clock, called my friend Adam and we delivered the pizzas. And they were good for their end of the bargain, too.

[Thumpin455]

End everything you say in conversation with "In accordance with the prophecy" and ask for something really out of the ordinary like goats milk and rocky road ice cream for toppings.

[JOES66FURY]

End everything you say in conversation with "In accordance with the prophecy" and ask for something really out of the ordinary like goats milk and rocky road ice cream for toppings.

this one made me laugh...