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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542

    #1

    Worst Christmas Gift Ever

    Unit's looking at a thing on the MSN home page - worst gifts. She made me look.

    A toilet brush with a bow around it.

    Hubcaps for a car the recipient didn't even own.

    An envelope full of lottery scratch tickets....already scratched off.
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
  • oletrux4evr
    What The Hell Happened ?
    • Mar 2008
    • 23643

    #2
    Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

    Hey, those second-chance tickets are worth a bunch, man............rich people have their IRAs and 401Ks, but us rednecks have the Lottery! ;D
    Ed, Mary, & 'Earl'
    HRPT LongHaulers, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.


    Inside every old person is a young person wondering, "what the hell happened?"

    The man at the top of the mountain didn't fall there. -Vince Lombardi

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    • Loren
      Here, Instead of Getting Precious Sleep
      • Jul 2008
      • 5315

      #3
      Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

      A 3-D puzzle of the Capitol...which would take hours to assemble and which we don't have room to store...and btw we're not really puzzle nuts. Then of course it's akward when you have to explain to the giver later why you don't have the finished thing prominately displayed in your living room. Please, don't do that to your freinds and relatives who you love.

      Gift certificates. Jeez, don't make me drive across town to some store I don't normally care about just because you like the place and figure I need what they have. I thought that we all weren't supposed to know how much gifts cost.

      Personal hygiene products. If you really think I smell that bad, just don't give me any gifts. By God, one year I got toothpaste.

      Any electric device, be it a grinder from Harbor Freight or a bathroom heater, that you happened to get cheap from the clearance rack. Those things are on that rack because they came from a bad batch and got so many returns that they are off'ing them there. Since the customer only paid ten bucks for it, they figure it'll just get tossed in the trash when it shorts out after sixty seconds, and not hauled back to the store, and they're right. So, don't give it to me with a big smile so I can just get electrocuted or worse yet, not have a bathroom heater when I really needed one and thought I was set.

      ;)

      ...

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      • pdub
        Colonel Turd Nugget
        • Oct 2009
        • 24542

        #4
        Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

        Unit's watching these posts, and offered up, she and the other kids in her family pitched in to buy their dad an electric razor. He tried it and didn't like it. So he demanded they take it back to the store. He was rather frugal, to say the least.

        So Unit took the used electric razor back to the store for a refund of the money....and......well, WalMart actually took it back. I guess they had to eat that one. Or unless they restocked the shelf with it?

        Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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        • Eagle Kammback
          Legendary BangShifter
          • Jan 2009
          • 5490

          #5
          Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

          Originally posted by peewee
          Unit's watching these posts, and offered up, she and the other kids in her family pitched in to buy their dad an electric razor. He tried it and didn't like it. So he demanded they take it back to the store. He was rather frugal, to say the least.

          So Unit took the used electric razor back to the store for a refund of the money....and......well, WalMart actually took it back. I guess they had to eat that one. Or unless they restocked the shelf with it?

          My friend bought a new iPod touch earlier this year, well, he thought it was new, he opened it up and it turned out to be full of rap music and had been scratched to hell, he had to argue until he was blue in the face, and call his dad to come and back him up on it until they finally exchanged it for a new one,

          I'm getting my brother a shaver, and throwing out mine which I've stopped using because he's been using it
          Rumors of my demise by rollover have been greatly exaggerated.

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          • BangShift McT
            The Reason Brian & Chad Drink ... a Lot !
            • Dec 2007
            • 7224

            #6
            Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

            Had a friend's girlfriend give me underwear once...not cool.
            Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

            "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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            • Monk
              Legendary BangShifter
              • Nov 2007
              • 6722

              #7
              Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

              VHS tape rewinder
              Thom

              "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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              • TheSilverBuick
                ALMOST Spidey !
                • Nov 2007
                • 22145

                #8
                Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                Originally posted by Remy-Z
                Had a friend's girlfriend give me underwear once...not cool.
                Her's?
                Escaped on a technicality.

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                • Monk
                  Legendary BangShifter
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 6722

                  #9
                  Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                  Originally posted by TheSilverBuick
                  Originally posted by Remy-Z
                  Had a friend's girlfriend give me underwear once...not cool.
                  Her's?
                  Ha!.....beat me to it Randall
                  Thom

                  "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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                  • TheSilverBuick
                    ALMOST Spidey !
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 22145

                    #10
                    Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                    Originally posted by Monk
                    Originally posted by TheSilverBuick
                    Originally posted by Remy-Z
                    Had a friend's girlfriend give me underwear once...not cool.
                    Her's?
                    Ha!.....beat me to it Randall
                    Damn Monk you deleted it, I was quoting you! I tree'd ya by 19 seconds! LOL!
                    Escaped on a technicality.

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                    • BangShift McT
                      The Reason Brian & Chad Drink ... a Lot !
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 7224

                      #11
                      Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                      No. Just some boxers...y'know, "because I thought you'd like these". Yeah...I always wear boxers with a "tool belt" option, you freak...
                      Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                      "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                      • Monk
                        Legendary BangShifter
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 6722

                        #12
                        Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                        Shake Weights

                        Thom

                        "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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                        • BangShift McT
                          The Reason Brian & Chad Drink ... a Lot !
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 7224

                          #13
                          Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tVw8_CFMA ... :D
                          Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                          "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                          • Monk
                            Legendary BangShifter
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 6722

                            #14
                            Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                            LMAO!
                            Thom

                            "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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                            • JOES66FURY
                              Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 12184

                              #15
                              Re: Worst Christmas Gift Ever

                              My wife says we USED luggage tags in a white elephant gift exchange


                              I cant say I ever got a gift I did not like, my wife got me an electric screw driver one year and I thought it was the dumbest thing ever until I used it...then I thought....BEST GIFT EVER! I fell in love with the damn thing!
                              If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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