Re: Caption This Photo: Teen fan tasered by security after running onto field
Young Jim, although proficient in track events, is about to learn that a towel is not adequate camoflage when stealing doughnuts from the local law enforcement officers.
;D
Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.
Re: Caption This Photo: Teen fan tasered by security after running onto field
Well, chubby didn't stand a chance in hell in a straight foot race with the kid. I guess the taser-ee is lucky chubs didn't bust out the loud gun and make him leak.
Re: Caption This Photo: Teen fan tasered by security after running onto field
The baseball game was well into its thrid hour without even 5 seconds of exciting footage, so Young Jim set about to increase the broadcast ratings on his own. Little did he know, Chubs had been into a big fight with the Missus just before the game started, and he'd been packing the taser toy for over a year without having a legit chance to use it on somebody.
Chubs will argue that Jim was running from the law, inciting a disturbance in a public venue, AND stealing a towel, which was the original justification to begin the high-speed pursuit. The suspect had to be brought down to prevent property damage and injury to any innocent civilians in the area.
Re: Caption This Photo: Teen fan tasered by security after running onto field
It's really a lesson in life - if you run around flailing a towel on the baseball field in Philly, we will nearly KILL you. Count on it.
Such a fun place from this distance.
The Eagles fans are a real gem collection as well, by my obversations on TV. But I'm no judge of it all. Not qualified. Sorry, no slant intended. No dog in the hunt. Sorry. A benign view from an unconnected observer. Maybe they should show different pictures on TV from there if the level of tourism is in any way a concern....
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